There are so many breakthrough discoveries/studies lately in the world that would benefit us all greatly. The sad truth is they never go mainstream because of our greedy governments. Our world is run by an extremely shitty management team. When will the 99% rise up?


staff:

Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.

Ready? 

Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you.

(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

saitin:

me when i cum 

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(Source: saitin)

rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people